🖕i am a consciousness in a broken vessel waiting for the next life🖕

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(Via jimdrugfree Source: theshleld) 180 notes | 10 hours ago

zoyanailpolish:
“image via loving_lacquer
”
Goals

zoyanailpolish:

image via loving_lacquer

Goals

(Source: zoya.com)

(Via nailpornography Source: zoyanailpolish) 60 notes | 10 hours ago

Anonymous:

Ideal number of teeth?

trombonechurchill:

setheverman:
as many as i can get my hands on

(Via unsettlingstories Source: setheverman) 106,207 notes | 10 hours ago

shittycryptids:

A ferret with the head of a bear.

(Via shittycryptids Source: shittycryptids) 287 notes | 10 hours ago Tagged: #someone please draw this

I just unknowingly watched an ad.

It was for a power washer and it seamlessly blended it with normal posts.

10 hours ago Tagged: #amazing #my crap #tumblr ads

thebootydiaries:

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

(Source: tyrannerdsaurus-rex)

(Via monochromemistress Source: tyrannerdsaurus-rex) 610,175 notes | 10 hours ago Tagged: #all the time

*owen wilson voice*
wow

(Via monochromemistress Source: gordamnramsey) 81,719 notes | 10 hours ago

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queercuddleslut:

aviself:
*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*
*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*

(Via fetch-me-somthing-bi Source: aviself) 687,456 notes | 11 hours ago Tagged: #also random pokes

vvilk-and-cookies:

tristegay:
Can he poke my prostate like that
What the hell is wrong with you

(Via fetch-me-somthing-bi Source: unstable-violent-well-armed-dea) 50,205 notes | 11 hours ago Tagged: #my ferret would eat your face if you did this